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Irvin gave me the task of “maintaining an outlet for boosting public image and civilian morale.” I told him it was inane and redundant, and to get someone else to do it.

He told me we don’t always get what we want.

Letters are answered in my free time, at my discretion. The current schedule, with exceptions, is once daily Mon-Sat. On Sundays, we clean.

I'm hella married.

I've got 99 problems and these little shits cause most of them.

27 August 13

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Are you trying to tell me about the size of your dick?

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In millimeters?

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