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Irvin gave me the task of “maintaining an outlet for boosting public image and civilian morale.” I told him it was inane and redundant, and to get someone else to do it.

He told me we don’t always get what we want.

Letters are answered in my free time, at my discretion. The current schedule, with exceptions, is once daily Mon-Sat. On Sundays, we clean.

I'm hella married.

I've got 99 problems and these little shits cause most of them.

31 March 14

Reblogged: ask-rivailles-squad

11 March 14

Anonymous asked: Hello, I just started a NEW, Fresh and recently made ask blog. How do you start off? I mean, no one knows my blog(and they probably think it doesn't exist.) So, how do you get follows from nothing? :)

((1. Tag your posts wisely!  I’m not sure if tumblr still uses the “first five tags track” system, but just in case make sure you give your posts relevant tags, and prioritize which tags come first by how much traffic the tags get.  I use an xkit extension to set up bundles of tags; for example, the first five I use for my levi blog are #shingeki no kyojin, #attack on titan, #aot, #levi #rivaille.  Typically, prioritize character names and common series names; you can also use the tag #ask blog as well.))

((2. Network! Keep an eye out for other relevant ask blogs looking to do collaborations, maybe send an in-character ask someone’s way if you’re using your ask blog from a seperate account.)) 

((Remember to be friendly, courteous, and sincere in your interactions, and that one of the most rewarding aspects of running an ask blog is not necessarily the exposure you get to the masses, but the handful of unexpected close friendships you make along the way.))

Tags: ooc faq
18 February 14
askaheichou:

ask-the-titan-expert:

askaheichou:

the-mad-meister:

Best. Day. Ever. This panel will definitely be the highlight of Katsucon. Everyone involved did such an amazing job. Getting to meet someone I admire and look up to as a cosplayer and human being in general was awesone: Shikarius is even more wonderful in person and akisisinajsusieidjshud I don’t have words for how much fun I had last night.

This is all you guys are getting from the 18+ panel.…Besides the bit where ActualCommanderHandsome was in only boxers dancing to the Shoose cover of Pomp and Circumstance. Damn you, no-recording rule.

Slut didn’t tell me about him dancing to P&C but I heard about the boxers loool

Fun story, we passed around a notepad for audience requests (it was a vaguely Whose Line? style panel) and someone asked for a Chippendales Erwin dance. Erwin just turned and whispered “What’s Chippendale mean?”
Pole dance request got turned into a limbo party, the one guy on the far right had really freaky kinks, we got a full audience round of applause because the smut I was asked to read with Eren used legit lubrication, Eren was generally abused… The 18+ was actually stupidly fun the day panel was a little unfortunate

((WAVES FROM THE WEST COAST I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS))

askaheichou:

ask-the-titan-expert:

askaheichou:

the-mad-meister:

Best. Day. Ever. This panel will definitely be the highlight of Katsucon. Everyone involved did such an amazing job. Getting to meet someone I admire and look up to as a cosplayer and human being in general was awesone: Shikarius is even more wonderful in person and akisisinajsusieidjshud I don’t have words for how much fun I had last night.

This is all you guys are getting from the 18+ panel.

…Besides the bit where ActualCommanderHandsome was in only boxers dancing to the Shoose cover of Pomp and Circumstance. Damn you, no-recording rule.

Slut didn’t tell me about him dancing to P&C but I heard about the boxers loool

Fun story, we passed around a notepad for audience requests (it was a vaguely Whose Line? style panel) and someone asked for a Chippendales Erwin dance. Erwin just turned and whispered “What’s Chippendale mean?

Pole dance request got turned into a limbo party, the one guy on the far right had really freaky kinks, we got a full audience round of applause because the smut I was asked to read with Eren used legit lubrication, Eren was generally abused… The 18+ was actually stupidly fun the day panel was a little unfortunate

((WAVES FROM THE WEST COAST I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS))

Reblogged: askaheichou

16 February 14

Reblogged: indulging-inaccuracy

15 February 14

Reblogged: indulging-inaccuracy

14 February 14

ask-irl-eren-jaeger:

I’ll just be uh. .  going now. Yeah.

image

I’ll give you a five second head start.

((And in case any of you couldn’t make out what that was from the gif quality…))

(Source: ask-irl-levi)

Reblogged: ask-irl-eren-jaeger

Posted: 4:46 PM

ask-irl-eren-jaeger:

WHY SO MANY OLD MAN HANKIES

Maybe this will keep you from wiping your nose on your sleeve all the time.

Gross.

Reblogged: ask-irl-eren-jaeger

Posted: 4:39 PM
18 January 14
cosmicvampire:

New friend and perfect Levi Jackie so nice and fucking wig wizard Jesus.

cosmicvampire:

New friend and perfect Levi Jackie so nice and fucking wig wizard Jesus.

Reblogged: indulging-inaccuracy

17 January 14

thisisbrens:

some cute snk cosplayers

Reblogged: indulging-inaccuracy

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh